I will talk about my friends here but won't mention any names so if they read the site they can guess who I'm talking about.
Friend A has a weird name and is a dog cunt. He gives away many of my dark secrets to randoms. He is still a friend though. Sometimes I don't even know why he is still my friend.
Friend B is very cool and we should hang more. He bails on a lot of fun things last minute. He is shit at every champ except Azir though. How he got out of bronze, no one will ever know.
Friend C is also very cool. At a first glance, he appears to be fob, but upon further inspection, he seems to be not a fob. He is also self proclaimed straight.
Friend D is very cute but dead to me.
Friend E enjoys foods of the savoury variety more than others.
Personal space was not taught at friend F's primary school
Friend G likes his girls with one less dimension than normal
Friend H used to annoy me so much with his stupid retarded sense of humour, but has now reformed, so he is alright now
Friend I used to be very bullyable, so I told him he needs to be less bullyable. Now he has become unreasonable and stubborn. Oh and he also has fucked up morals.
Friend J has cannibalistic urges and likes to hit people. Friend J used to be very mean, but now she is also violent.
Friend K is very childish and likes to eat ice cream despite being lactose intolerant. At least Friend K likes to do fun things.
Friend L should calm down
