What to do when you are feeling lost

We've all been there. You wake up in the morning and you wish you were dead. Today, I will teach you a three-step-process on how to deal with days like this, and teach you how to become successful in life like me.'

The first step

This step is the most important step. This step is where you figure out what your problem is. Are you about to fail your course? Do you or someone you know have cancer? Does the person you like not like you back? Or even know that you exist? Once you have figured this out, you must go to the next step.

The second step

This step is also important. This is when you come up with a plan to deal with the problem. You ask yourself, is the problem fixable? If yes, then you figure out how you will fix it, and follow your plan until the problem is fixed. If the problem is not fixable, then the only thing you can do now is to either ignore it, or come to terms with it.

The third step

This is the final step, where everything gets solved. This step can be the easiest step, but can also be the hardest step out of the three, depending on your outlook on life. First of all, put your left hand on your right ear. Then place your right index finger on your left elbow. Now, without taking your finger off your elbow, do a back flip. If you followed the three-step-process correctly, your issue should now be solved.