Top 10 ways to kill yourself
5. Stabbing yourself in the face
It is very easy to get a knife. It is also very easy to stab yourself in the face. The tricky part is making sure you die as quickly and painlessly as possible. Make sure you use a good quality knife, you don't want to stab yourself in the face halfway only to find that your knife is too blunt and you have to cancel your suicide attempt, as the trip to the hospital will be very embarrassing.
4. Starving yourself to death
This one is very easy. Many fat people do this on a daily basis to try and become skinny. All you have to do is to continue not eating until you are dead. An easy way to do this is to travel to Africa for a holiday. You get to see lions and elephants at safaris and meet new people, and you will automatically starve to death because there is no food in Africa.
3. Shooting yourself
This simple and classic way of killing yourself is not only quick, but it's also painless if you shoot yourself in the right place. But it has two big flaws. The first flaw is that it's too standard. Do you really want to go in such a boring way? The other flaw is that most sensible countries ban guns so you can't get them.
But if you do decide to use this method, travel to America and visit your nearest Walmart for any gun. Many people make the mistake of shooting themselves in the heart. While it will be a certain death, it won't be a painless one, as you will feel the possibly familiar pain of getting your heart broken while you wait up to a few minutes to die. When you shoot yourself, make sure you shoot your brain, as you will be dead before you are even able to feel any pain.
2. Play computer games in internet cafe til you die
This is similar to starving yourself to death, except it's more fun. You can play League of Legends and maybe even get to Diamond before you die. Just make sure before you die, you notify your team so they can make preparations to play the rest of the game 4v5.
1. Smoke marijuana
Smoke marijuana if you want to die. Marijuana is a harmful drug which will kill you. There is a reason why it's illegal and the punishment for dealing marijuana is so harsh. Some American states are starting to legalize Marijuana but that is because they support people dying, which is also the reason why they still let everyone have guns.
Warning: Make sure you smoke marijuana inside of an airtight room, as you don't want the passive smoke to kill your loved ones.
